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The signs are clear. The writing is on the wall. The world as we know it is about to end. On Saturday, November 5th at 6:30pm, we will transport a select group of elite humans to a top secret location to wait out the impending apocalypse. To pass the time , ten of the city’s biggest bullshitters will entertain us with their most outrageous, exaggerated, and engaging stories. When the smoke clears, we will emerge to rebuild society with truth, justice, and hot fudge sundaes for all. This is not your mama's Moth Slam. Please join us for an immersive, completely unique storytelling experience unlike anything you've ever seen. Your life depends on it. |
But wait ... where does this take place?
The survival of the species hinges on our ability to keep the location of our secure, state-of-the-art bunker a complete secret. Therefore, all we can tell you is that transport will be provided from the MB Bank parking lot at 4800 N Western Ave (Lawrence and Western). Boarding will occur between 6-6:30. There is ample free parking in the lot. You will be returned to the rendezvous point when the world is gloriously reborn (about 10PM).
This sounds like a lot of fun!
Oh, it's gonna be YUUUUGE. It may also include tense situations, loud noises, power failures, rude gestures, adult language, existential dread, bad puns, rampant paranoia, and a poorly planned sing-a-long. CONSIDER THIS ONE BIG TRIGGER WARNING. There will be no physical exertion, and you will be seated comfortably and safely for the duration, but this is probably NOT a show for those with health conditions, high anxiety, or sensitivities to an unpredictable environment.
I can't wait to live Tweet the contest!
Not happening, friend. You will be asked to turn your phone OFF for the duration of the evening. If we see you with it (and we will), you will be ejected without refund. We can't risk black ops tracking our movements via your GPS. If you are an emergency room doctor or can't stay off of Facebook for a few hours, you might want to sit this one out.
